The Seven Song Itch - Demon Alcohol Songs

Many years ago, I earned a living as a bartender and I’ve learned a lot about life from this profession.  After settling into the position, you either become a drunk or a teetotaler—there’s really no middle ground.  There is a great amount of responsibility to serving drinks, and I’m not talking about knowing what is in a rum and coke.  You see the same faces night after night, hear their stories, and ponder why you are in this position. I’ve been their friend, counselor and even parent from time to time.  I eventually drank myself out of the position, though I never considered myself a drunk.  I was just curious about all of the bottles that sat behind me at the bar.  It took me three months to sample all of them.  Now, many years later, I know my limits and only drink alcohol to celebrate a situation, not run from one, which brings me to the point of this list.  I am an intellectual drunk and tend to disappear when my mind, and floor, starts spinning.  I like the happy drunks, but I usually served the angry ones.  For whatever reason, they always seemed to sit at my station and more times than not the police became involved.  Not that these songs are bad, but they tend to be the ones on the Jukebox when a fight breaks out, which is entertaining, but hard on the furnishings.  Each generation has their list of drinking songs that sometimes leads to violence.  I like these songs, they bring merriment to a situation, but sometimes I think some people get the wrong idea.  Violence isn’t created by one event or song in one’s life.  It is a process that develops out of your own experience and listening to these selections won’t change you.  I think that too many people use the excuse of music to justify their bad behavior, but I don’t buy it.  I enjoy these songs when I’m sloshed or sober.  This list is dedicated to my “lovey” friend upon her 21^st birthday.  I think she has the right attitude about the demon alcohol and will probably have a good relationship with the spirits.  May your hangovers be few and your drinks be free.

Playlist for Demon AlcoholSongs

1. Metallica – “Whiskey In The Jar”(1998)

This cover was recorded between the albums “Reload” and “St. Anger” and is a popular traditional Irish song that has been recorded by a slew of artists, most notably by Thin Lizzy in 1972.  With each generation, this song crops up and the band of the moment records it.  I really like this version because I’ve seen some of the best bar fights in an Irish pub when this song is played.

2. Nashville Pussy – “Hate and Whiskey”(2000)

This song is taken from the album “High as Hell,” and really fits my current situation.  Living in a small town, and earning a measly wage, there really isn’t enough left over to actually try to better yourself.  At the end of the pay period the bars become filled with angry young men that eventually become angry old men.  The ‘don’t fuck with me’ mentality is really prevalent, but if you just take the time to get to know someone, you might just end up as drinkin’ buddies and not barroom brawlers. 

3. Black Label Society – “Stoned And Drunk”(2003)

“The Blessed Hellride,” is one of the best beer drinkin’ albums—period.  The code of the BLS is Strength, Determination, Merciless, and Forever.  And Zakk Wylde (occasional guitarist for Ozzy) subscribes to the philosophy of ‘fear no beer,’ which I think is a lot better than fearing what might be going down in the parking lot after those who do not obey the code.

4. Rob Zombie – “Pussy Liquor”(2003)

This is taken from the albums, “House of 1000 Corpses” and his first greatest hits, “Past, Present & Future.”  The voice over in this track is Sherri Moon Zombie, and though she is a sinisterly sensual gal, she has the ability to go from 0 to crazy in .08 seconds, which is over the legal limit for alcohol in Indiana.

5. Buckcherry – “Too Drunk...”(2008)

I’d like to think that this song was inspired by the Dead Kennedy’s song, “Too Drunk to Fuck,” but I’m sure there was some homage to this punk rock classic.  Taken from the “Black Butterfly” album, this song was replaced with a cover of "Highway Star" in the re-released version/"clean" version.  I think that both songs need to be in this record.  It’s one of those lifestyle party songs that for those in the know, nod their heads in agreement.

6. GODSMACK – “Whiskey Hangover”(2009)

Now this is dedication.  Taken off of the album “The Oracle,” this is a real life conversation that I’ve had with many an angry drunk.  It brings back good memories though, but not in the way you would think.  It’s a hard-nosed approach to dealing with other people’s shit.  Sometimes I wish I could just tell the annoying people in my life to just fuck off, but then I would be in more bar fights than I would like.

7. Genitotortures – “Devil In a Bottle”(2009)

I am in Love with this woman, but it would be a short-lived affair.  Nevertheless, this song is taken off of the album “Blackheart Revolution,” where Gen delves into the consequences of being a Joan of Arc leader of the freaks.  This whole record rocks, so check it out.

Interview with Genof the Genitortures.

Bonus Videos:

Old school alcoholism of the eighties.

Ozzy Osborune – “Suicide Solution”(1980)

The first solo effort, “Blizzard of Oz,” from the Oz man himself.  This song caused so much controversy, but it’s really a wakeup call for those who drink to excess.  It’s just a slower version of putting a gun to your head.

ACDC – “Have a Drink on Me” (1980)

There really isn’t a filler track on their seminal release, “Back In Black.”  Yes, this is the mythical album after Bon Scott (original vocalist) died by choking on his own vomit due to alcohol consumption. The whole album deals with the consequences of the rock star lifestyle and should be mandatory listening for all, and there are great songs on it as well.

Def Leppard – “Me and My Wine”(1981)

This is one of the singles of the album, “High ‘n’ Dry,” and showcases how the band gets thier party on, and yet, years later, they went though a myriad of difficulties including the death of guitarist Stephen Maynard Clark (Codeine/Alchol Overdose) and Rick Allen (Drums) loosing his arm due to an automobile accident.

Bonus Bonus Video:

Rehab – “Bartender (Sittin' At A Bar)”(2008)

I have heard this story a million times.

The Seven Song Itch - What Is Love?

A friend of mine, currently residing in Germany, posted a photo on Facebook with the following quote, “Love is not a habit, a commitment, or a debt.  Love is not what we hear in romantic songs or see in movies.  Love simply is.”  I completely agree with the sentiment, and look for a kind of love that is described in I Corinthians 13 of the Bible, but you know I’m going to make a song list anyway.  These songs hold special memories to me and stand the test of time.

Playlist for What Is Love?

1. Howard Jones – “What Is Love”(1983)

This was the second single off of his debut album, "Human's Lib." I like the conversational aspect of this song, as it addresses doubts that we all have in a romantic relationship.  If something is bothering you, don't let it simmer till you both blow your top.  There is always time, in any relationship, to reach out and communicate with each other.  Maybe even the doubts about your union can bring you closer together - stranger things have happened.  Don’t let a misunderstanding end something before it begins.

2 Peter Cetera – “Glory of Love”(1986)

A long time ago, I took a very lovely girl to a screening of "The Karate Kid Part II," and this was the love theme from that movie.  It was my first semi-public make-out session, resulting in me getting popcorn and bubblegum in my hair.  The surprising thing, however, was that this gal had seen the movie the day before so that when her father quizzed her about the plot she would be able to give a excellent answer.  You gotta love those smart girls.  I still haven't seen the movie all the way through, I guess I should do something about that.

3. Amy Grant – “Saved by Love”(1988)

If you ask me what my favorite song of all time is, it would be this one.  Back in 1988, I checked Amy's “Lead Me On” album out of the church library per a pretty gal's recommendation.  My love of her music is the only thing that has lasted from those days of old.  I began to collect her back catalog and continue to do so to this day.  I like the themes that drift into her music and find both her sacred and secular work to be transcendental.  She just seems to know how to spin a story, even if it's a pop diddy.  Laura, the woman mentioned in the song, is a semi-autobiographical nod to her sister Carol. This is my hope for those who are not in the spotlight of life, but give it their all.  A windfall of love is in store for them, even if they don’t know it.

4. Vanessa Williams and Brian McNight – “Love Is”(1993)

One of my secret obsessions in the early nineties was “Beverly Hills 90210,” and this was the love ballad from that TV Series.  Though the song never appeared in the show, it did appear in the spinoff "Melrose Place."  The paring of these two vocalists is just magical, and it brings a bit of nostalgia to these old ears.

5. SheDaisy – “In Terms of Love”(2006)

This is a heartbreaking catharsis about believing in life after love.  Kristyn (Supporting Vocals and Principal songwriter) is brilliant in the lyrics and really conveys that moving on is not easy.  Consideration of what comes too soon and what comes too late in a relationship almost seems commonplace in coupledom, but you have to love yourself enough to know when to stay in and when to get out..

6. Taylor Swift – “Love Story”(2008)

Ah, this song speaks to the hopeless romantic in me.  Yeah I know, Taylor changes the end of the classic tale of “Romeo and Juliet” by Shakespeare, but I’d like to believe that those crazy kids found a way to make love last.  This song is hopeful, heartfelt, and helpful in getting two star-crossed lovers together.  It still gives me goose bumps, and yes I know, it’s just a pop country song, but sometimes we need a fairy-tales to take us away to a far off land where love has a chance. <3 <3 <3

7. Michael Bublé – “Crazy Love”(2009)

This Van Morrison song has been covered dozens of times, and I like them all, but Michael’s version of the song really speaks to me.  He is a modern day balladeer that really knows how to croon.  So much of the music today is launched at you with high intensity, so when a chilled out love ballad comes my way, I want to savor it.

Bonus Videos:

To quote a Righteous Brothers song (Rock and Roll Heaven), “If you believe in forever, then life is just a one-night-stand.  If there’s a rock n roll heaven, well you know they got a hellva band.”  With the passing of Donna Summer and Robin Gibb, I can’t help but wonder who else will leave this mortal coil and join that illustrious group in the afterlife?  I am sad for the loss of these two great vocalists, but thankful for the legacy of songs that they leave behind.  Here are two songs of Love from their catalog.

Donna Summer “Love to Love You Baby”(1975)

Many years ago, when Ms. Summer became a born again Christian, she stopped performing this song live, and I respect her decision to do so.  It has that sensual passion of lovemaking that others have tried to duplicate, but end up delving into depravity – not that there is anything wrong with that.  This song is “Hot Stuff,” but I think we sometimes miss the point of intimacy.  I was taught that sex is dirty, but save it for someone you love – a contradiction of sorts.  I’m not advocating free love, but I do think that people should relax and enjoy the ride.  No disrespect is intended by including this song in this playlist..

The Bee Gees – “How Deep Is Your Love”(1977)

This is another tune that poses the question of how committed you are to a person and waxes poetic about the depths of one’s feelings.  Sometimes love can be one sided, but that can’t be helped.  It’s rare to find someone on the same level of intimacy, but when you find them, hold on for dear life.  The greatest gift you can give a person is yourself.

The Seven Song Itch - Rock On Range

I’ve often wondered where rock lives.  Is it Cleveland, Nashville, New York, L.A., Milwaukee or some other place?  Well I’m not that far off because according to Rock on the Range, it lives in Columbus.  Back again for its sixth year, ROCK ON THE RANGE is MAY 18th, 19th, & 20^th at Columbus Crew Stadium in Columbus, OH.  It may not be as large as Lollapalooza (Chicago) or Summerfest (Milwaukee), but it still rocks hard and is one of my favorite festivals of the year.  It’s more personal and you really get up close to the performers, even with the nightly headliners.  I’ve been going to this event ever since it debuted and it just keeps getting better.  So here’s a list of the headliners, and one band favorite from many years back.  All of them have new music, or at least on the verge or some, and will be touring cross-country for the summer concert season.  So pack your suntan lotion, fill your cooler, and bring along a friend because there is head banging to be done!

Playlist for Rock On TheRange

1. Five Finger Death Punch – “Under and Over It”(2011)

Formed in 2005, Five Finger Death Punch (FFDP) is an American Heavy Metal band that takes its name from oriental martial arts cinema, though I suspect that it’s an allusion to the movie “Kill Bill,” but let’s not split hairs with a samurai sword.  FFDP are a staple on the festival circuit and on this current tour they are rumored to be working on their fourth release, so you might see some new music by this band during this summer.  This song, however, is the first single off of their "American Capitalist"(2011) release and is a great commentary about band rumors, and how FFDP are over it.  It almost seems like an episode of “Metalocalypse,” considering the scuttlebutt surrounding the band, but all that I can confirm is that they still know how to rock!

2. Shinedown – “Unity”(2012)

The singles “Bully” and “Unity,” both on their current release “Amaryllis,” continue Shinedown’s mantra of creating heavy metal music with an empowering message.  If you’ve ever been to one of their shows, you know the drill—Audience participation is mandatory!  Pretty early into the show you are instructed by Brent Smith (vocals) to look to your right and to your left and introduce yourself, shake hands, hi-five each other.  In Smith’s mind’s eye, each show is the only show that the band is interested in, and believe you me, they give you all they’ve got at each show.

3. Incubus – “Promises, Promises”(2011)

Over the course of their career, Incubus has utilized elements from a variety of genres and styles, including alternative rock, heavy metal, electro, funk, funk metal, jazz, hip hop, nu metal, rap metal, techno and trip hop—making them one of the most diverse bands at ROTR.  This single is taken from their 2011 release, “If Not Now, When?” which was recorded after a five year hiatus of the band.  This is another group that plans to put out new music in 2012, so check out their lives shows for sneak peaks.

4. Megadeth – “Public Enemy No. 1”(2011)

Known as one of the Big Four of Thrash (along with Metallica, Slayer and Anthrax), Megadeth is touring in support of the ironically titled release, “Thirteen.” The previous twelve releases have seen a number of personnel changes, but Dave Mustaine’s vision has made the band a formidable sonic force during its 28-year reign.  I’ve seen this band dozens of times, as a headliner and support, and they never fail to put on a bone crushing show.

Previous Concert Review: Megadeth

5. Marilyn Manson – “No Reflection”(2012)

The maniacal animal is back and his scowling sounds sinister.  Taken from his current release, “Born Villain,” this song finds Mr. Manson at a bit of a crossroads.  He queries which persona he loves-his stage persona or the man behind the mascara. True to form, the rest of the release is a blazing sonogram into the origins of his music and turns out to be one of his best.

6. Rob Zombie – “Mars Needs Women”(2010)

I tend to disagree with Mr. Zombie on this, because most of the women are at his show, and they need to be there.  He continues his real life horror rock show to the delight of his undead audience.  Rob’s current lineup John 5 (guitar), Ginger Fish (drums), and Piggy D (bass), is an all-star freak show that scares the hell out of me.  This is going to be an awesome show!  Again, there is new music due in 2013 so you might get some free previews of Rob’s madness.

Previous Concert Review: RobZombie: A Creature Feature With A Zombie

7. Halestorm – “Love Bites (So Do I)”(2012)

Lzzy (vocals) continues to be in touch with her inner Valkyrie as the band voyages ahead with their second release, “The Strange Case of…”  A few years ago I got to interview the band and they were hilarious.  I asked her about male groupies and she stated that they had them and that they have a collection of boxer shorts lining the back of their tour bus.  Needless to say, I contributed to the collection.  Ah, the rock and roll life style.  

Previous Interview: There'sa Hale storm a commin, to your town!

List of Performers at Rock On The Range 2012:

12 Stones, Anthrax, Aranda, Attack Attack!, Black Stone Cherry, Black Tide, Bobaflex, Cavo, Chevelle, Cypress Hill, Down, Emphatic, Escape the Fate, Eve to Adam, Falling in Reverse, Five Finger Death Punch, Foxy Shazam, Ghosts of August, Hairball, Halestorm, Hells Bells, In This Moment, Incubus, James Durbin, Kyng, Lacuna Coil, Marilyn Manson, Mastodon, Megadeth, New Medicine, Otherwise, P.O.D., Redlight King, Rival Sons, Rob Zombie, Shinedown, Slash, SOiL, The Darkness, Theory of a Deadman, Trivium, Volbeat.

The Seven Song Itch - Classic Mashup Tunes

A long time ago, in a town far away from the mainstream, I was conversing with a few friends at a late night diner about the movie “Star Wars.”  Earlier that afternoon, I had stage-managed a ballet and the music from the show was still spinning though my head.  Somewhere in the conversation with my Sci-fi friends, I mixed Tchaikovsky’s “Sugar Plum Fairy,” from “The Nutcracker,” with John William’s “The Imperil March (Darth Vader’s Theme)”, in my head and the chaos went on from there.  Though the tempos are a little off, they have an interesting contrast that I find entertaining.  Years later, and many mashups discovered, I was exposed to this guy who mixes up a myriad of songs under the moniker of Girl Talk.  He is not the first one to do this, but he takes it up a level, by blending dozens (and sometimes, a hell of a lot more) of songs into a mix.  Yes, appropriating someone else’s hard work takes from their financial stability, but the genus of these mashups makes you appreciate the original song so much more—in my opinion.  Mixes like these will never make it to the mainstream due to the intrusion of Record Labels and Artist Managers, but I think that creativity is organic, and we need to push the envelope in order to find a new crop of artists.  There are literary thousands of these videos on youtube, some come across as bad remixes, but some are brilliant in their combination of artists.  Here is a sampling of some that I found interesting.

Playlist for Classic MashupTunes

Youtube Channel for Mashups

1. Kylie Minogue (Stuart Crichton) – “Can't Get Blue Monday Out of My Head”(2005)

Stuart Crichton made this remix of the song and it is available as a b-side to “Love at First Sight” on several formats and as the first track on the remix of Kylie’s album “Boombox.” “Can't Get You Out of My Head”(2001) and “Blue Monday”(1983) are both songs that took nightclubs by storm and both have fond memories that I just can’t get out of my head.  This song is technically a remix, which seems to be the all the rage these days, but I feel that it is respectful to both songs and brings something new into the arena—it’s a great mashup.  There is not much innovation here, but genus of this mix is that two similar songs blend nostalgia and innovation seamlessly.

2. Mash Up Of Britney Spears and Gwen Stefani (DJ Surge-N) – “Tick-Toxic”(2005)

This is a video adaptation of a mash up for “What You Waiting For?”(2004) and “Toxic”(2004) by DJ Surge-N produced in 2004 and released on the Internet January of 2005. I like the contrast and find that this mashup made me revisit the originals and in turn, developed a new appreciation for these pop songs.  This music isn’t going to save the world, but I like the writer’s block aspect of Gwen and the secret agent storyline of Britney.  This is a mashup made at 50,000 feet and rising.

3. Amy Winehouse vs. Queen (DJ Magnet) – “Crazy Little Thing Called Rehab”(2008)

This is a mashup of Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” and Queen’s “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” with Ray Charles thrown into the mix.  It’s sad that Amy, Freddie Mercury and Ray Charles are all deceased, but their music lives on.  This mashup is a celebration and has a cheery kind of feel in the midst of it all.  A friend of mine dared me to find a song that sounds positive but has a negative connotation in the lyrics.  I submit this mashup for his consideration.  Enjoy your “Seasons In The Sun,” but that is another playlist.

4. The Ting Tings vs. The Knack vs Toni Basil – “That's Not My Name Mashup”(2008)

Okay, this is the point when I stop listing the songs, because there is hidden samples thougout the mix.  This plucky mashup pulls from several decades of pop music and blends quite well.  It shows how music can be influential and commentary on what has come before, even if it is not overt or conscious.  This is republican blend of songs in a democratic setting where all voices are heard.

5. The Beatles vs. Joan Jett vs. Cypress Hill vs. House of Pain vs. RATM (FAROFF) – “Mash Together”(2010)

There is so much that is wrong about this mashup (in an ironic sense), but it sounds so right.  Talk about old school—this pulls from dozens of decades of music.  It is what I hope for the future, to be able to listen to all of my favorite songs all at the same time, because I don’t have time to listen to all of what I want at any particular point in time.

6. Girl Talk – “Triple Double”(2010)

I just love this artist!  Gregg Michael Gillis’s (A.K.A. Girl Talk) music requires multiple listens and it’s always great when you discover the multi-layers in the music.  With festival concert season coming, I am going to spend some time in the DJ tent and get my rave on. These shows are very intense and full of delight.

7. DJ McFLY – “2011: The Aftermash - (Earworm style mashup of 30 pop songs from 2011)”(2012)

I couldn’t pass this mix up, because I think it sums up the year very well.  DIY y’all! Go out and take up your instruments, whatever they may be, and make new music. 

Bonus Video:  EBN – “Get Down”

Emergency Broadcast Network (EBN), is the one of the old school artists, along with Negativeland, that enabled me to appreciate modern day Mashups.  You know, I should have a separate list for these artists. J

The Seven Song Itch - New Music Vol.1

What? Do you think I spend all of my time compiling playlists of old songs?  Well, here is some relatively new music that I’m really excited about.  Yes, there is too much to cover with a list of seven songs, and I’ll get to some more, but these are artists that I follow preeminently.  Concert season is coming and most of these bands are going out on tour to showcase their new music—I can’t wait!

Playlist for New Music Vol.1

1. Lacuna Coil – “Trip the Darkness”(2011)

I’ve been following this band since 2004 and am excited about the new release.  They have been compared to Evanescence, but these Italian Goth Rockers have been around since 1994.  The Album, “Dark Adrenaline,” has all of the ethereal dark existential rock that you would expect in an empty spiral existence, but forge ahead in the madness of life.  They are not afraid to put their heart and soul into the music, as well as vampiric blood, cold sweat, and acrid tears.  Cristina Scabbia and Andrea Ferro create a vocal dichotomy that mixes melody and dissonance into perfect harmony.  This band brings life illusions into crystal clear focus.

Official Video Release: October 17, 2011

US Release of Album: January 23, 2012 by Century Media

Previous CD Review: Karmacode

Previous Concert Review: Lacuna Coil gets swamped

Previous Interview: Ozzfest2004 Interview

2. The Ting Tings – “Hang It Up”(2011)

A friend of mine, from my corporate job, introduced me to this group while she was on holiday a few years ago. Back then, The Ting Tings were playing in a little Irish pub, which was packed to the gills, and now they are doing festivals all over the world.  The sophomore release, “Sounds from Nowheresville,”(2012) is funkier, harder and infused with electricity than their debut, “We Started Nothing.”(2008) With lyrics like, “Live up tricks when you don't have a thing. Live like a hippy if you wanna be king. People say is not worth the wait. Everybody loves somebody to hate,” Katie White’s vocals have a playful banter like a little girl playing hopscotch and throwing rocks at you in between hops.  Don’t piss her off—buy the record.

Official Video Release: October 2011

US Release of Album: February 24, 2012 by Columbia Records

3. Our Lady Peace – “Heavyweight”(2012)

Our Lady Peace’s music comes across like real life exorcisms of societal demise.  Their anarchistic approach to music brings into view the disparity of life and challenges you to address your own issues.  With their new album, “Curve,” they sculpt sonic stories that drag you in and pull no punches.  Raine Maida’s atonal vocals (this is a good thing) catch your ear so that the lyrics become more prevalent in your psyche.  This is not background music, but a journey of the mind.  Not many contemporary groups can rock out and make you think, which makes their art superb.

Official Video Release:

US Release of Album: April 3, 2012 by Warner Music

Previous CD Review: Healthy In ParanoidTimes

Previous Concert Review: Disturbing the"Peace"

4. Carrie Underwood – “Good Girl”(2012)

Carrie rocks a little on this song, though her country roots still show.  “Blown Away,” tackles a variety of emotional topics, including abuse, infidelity, revenge and regret.  She shines brightly on this release and will no doubt add some more awards to her repertoire.  She has come a long way from the fourth season of American Idol.

Official Video Release: February 24, 2012

US Release of Album: May 1, 2012 by Arista Nashville, 19 Recordings

5. Garbage – “Blood for Poppies”(2012)

Even though I liked the show Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, I am glad that the series was cancelled, so that Shirley Manson could get back to what she does best.  Yes, she was great on the show, but I missed Garbage and am glad that they are back with a vengeance.  “Not Your Kind of People” is released on the band's own independent label, and showcases an artistic freedom that many major record labels would stifle.  Manson’s Macabre and sensual lyrics rail against sinister guitar riffs and danceable drum beats.  They are their own contradiction, but they are my kind of people.

Official Video Release: April 12, 2012

US Release of Album: May 14, 2012 by STUNVOLUME

Previous Concert Review: Madison Garbageloved in Chicago

6. Metric – “Youth Without Youth”(2012)

This song is a scathing commentary on today’s youth, and yet Emily Haines is playing her own game.  This slow groove song has all of the intimidation of Metric’s music and has multi-layers of irony and shock interwoven in its fabric.  I live with my own contradictions by fully embracing today’s technology and yet I long for those days when I played kick-the-Can on a gravel parking lot behind.  With a generation that grew up with the Internet, they tune in by remote deviate from schoolyard play.  Adult difficulties can be mitigated by the simplest of things.  It’s easy to get too ahead of yourself in today’s society—we grow up too quickly.

Official Video Release: May 1, 2012

US Release of Album: June 12, 2012 by Metric Music International

Previous CD Review: Fantasies

Previous Concert Review: Metric– There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.

7. Sara Bareilles – “Stay”(2012)

Since I can’t find a proper video for this song, this live version, taken from her concert April 21, 2012 at the Wisconsin Union Theater, completely blows me away.  Damn—this girl can ‘sang’!  This song is on her forthcoming EP, “Once Upon Another Time,” and is slated for release on May 22nd. However, in celebration of Record Store Day (April 21), you can get a limited edition 7-inch vinyl record, which features “Stay” and the exclusive track “Beautiful Girl.”  For a girl that doesn’t like writing “Love Song(s),” she seems have a few of them in her repertoire.  Sara keeps busy by touring (and avoiding injury: IndianapolisStage Collapse) her second album “Kaleidoscope Heart”(2010), appearing on the NBC television series The Sing-Off as a celebrity judge, and collaborating with artists like Ingrid Michaelson, Jon McLaughlin, Ben Folds, and Seth MacFarlane. When does this girl have time?

Official Video Release: TBA

US Release of EP: May 22, 2012 by Epic

Previous CD Review: LittleVoice

The Seven Song Itch - Slanky Song Selections

This selection of songs is Trip-hop with subtle tones of Chill-Out – these are late night intimate songs.  This music is my dedication to all the late night workers that haven’t forgotten that they are sensual beings.  I’ve had odd jobs for many years and one of them was working overnights at a motel out in the middle of nowhere.  There were a few gals from a strip club that would check in from time to time because you never strip in your hometown, and gas money for driving home was more than staying at a motel.  These songs convey an image of a private dance in a back room at four-thirty in the morning.  It’s almost time to go home, but a client has retained a lady for the evening.  She’s in the mood for something sensual and slow, making him suffer with every bump and grind.  He’s dressed in a tux, but has his bow tie undone, chain-smoking unfiltered camels, drinking single malt, and gazing at her beauty.  She’s a million miles away in her mind, but keeps her eyes on him, making him watch.  There is still vitality in her eyes, though some of the other girls at the club are dead inside.  The room is illuminated with subtle tones of electric blue, which gives her skin a soft glow, but her eyes pierce the darkness.  As the performance ends, they exchange glances; he gets up and offers her his coat as they exit the back door where his car is parked.  Standing in the alley, he gives her his last cigarette, she cups the flame around the lighter and glides her fingers down his wrist, taking the lighter.  They drive off to the diner just down the street as the sun begins to rise.

Playlist of Slanky SongSelections

1. Portishead - “Glory Box”(1995)

Formed in 1991, this down tempo trip-hop band stormed England with their chilled out vibe and innovative arrangements.  This song may not be a feminist manifesto, but it does give perspective of a temptress that wants to be loved as a woman and not an object of lust.  This video is taken from the phenomenal show they did in 1997 at the historic Roseland Theater in New York and is one of my all time live concerts.  Beth Gibbons (vocals) chain-smokes her way though several sultry songs and conveys strength in fragile beauty.

2. Tricky – “Hell Is Around The Corner”(1995)

This song samples Portishead, from their album “Dummy,” which features the song “Glory Box.”  The genesis of Tricky (Real Name: Adrian Nicholas Matthews) stems from hanging out with a group called The Wild Bunch, which would eventually evolve into the group Massive Attack.  Tricky rapped on their first album “Blue Lines”(1991) and eventually embarked on his own solo career.  He is noted as being one of the initial innovators of the Trip-Hop sound.

3. Sneaker Pimps - “Post Modern Sleaze”(1996)

This band was named after an article that ran in the Beastie Boys publication Grand Royal magazine about a guy they hired to track down classic sneakers.  This group, however, is comprised of Liam Howe and Chris Corner, who then recruited Kelli Dayton (formerly of Lumieres, now recording under the name Kelli Ali) for vocal duties.  Kelli was dismissed from the group after the promotional tour of their debut album, “Becoming X,” which is the origin of this track.  In the process of recording their second album, Chris took over the vocal duties, though in my opinion, I think they should have kept Kelli.  Their music is still good, but it’s just different.  This album is a must have for this genre as it has many memorable songs, including “6 Underground.”

4. Hooverphonic – “2Wicky”(1996)

This is a Belgian rock group that formed in 1995 and took up the trip-hop sound though they incorporate alternative, electronica, electropop, rock, and a mixture of genres.  This has a celestial sound and it feels like you are on a space ship in zero gravity.  I like the duality of the lyrics and how they incorporate science and sensuality.  As with many bands of this genre, the lead singer Geike Arnaert has left the band to purse a solo career.

5. Massive Attack – “Angel”(1998)

The group is comprised of duo Robert "3D" Del Naja and Grant "Daddy G" Marshall, and work with co-producers, as well as various session musicians and guest vocalists.  They formed in Bristol as The Wild Bunch in the mid-1980s and are one of the first homegrown soundsystems in the UK.  During the recording of their album “Blue Lines,” Geoff Barrow, who worked as a trainee tape operator at Bristol's Coach House studio, eventually went on to form the group Portishead.  I love how several groups developed out of a handful of creative individuals.

6. Emiliana Torrini - “Fingertips”(1999)

This song is taken from the album, “Love in the time of Science,” and has a slew of producers including: Roland Orzabal (Tears For Fears), Alan Griffiths (Apartment), Eg White (Adele, Duffy, Will Young and James Morrison), Siggi Baldursson (Sugarcubes, Þeyr, KUKL, Headpump, Bradley Fish and the Reptile Palace Orchestra) and Mark Abis (solo work).  Emiliana is from Iceland and really embraces the chill-out vibe on this record.  She took the title of this release from Gabriel García Márquez' 1985 novel “Love in the Time of Cholera.” There’s a rumor that this song is about female masturbation, but it could also be about Quantum Physics and Metaphysics.  Everything that exists is vibrational energy and that everything is connected to that source energy, which is infinite love and consciousness.  You be the judge.

7. Zero 7 - “In the Waiting Line”(2001)

Here is another duo that retains different vocalists for their songs.  Henry Binns and Sam Hardaker formed the group in 1997 and featured vocalists Sia Furler (on tracks "Destiny" and "Distractions"), Mozez (on "I Have Seen", "Simple Things" and "This World") and Sophie Barker (on "Destiny", "In the Waiting Line" and "Spinning") on their debut record, “Simple Things.”  Barker occasionally performs with the group, but has a solo with several albums under her belt.  This song, is one of my all time favorites.

Bonus Videos:

Sneaker Pimps - “Six Underground”(1996)

There are two versions of this song, I think the remix, which is this video, is the greater of the two.

Train - “Mississippi”(2001)

This is the song, from my little story, that would be playing on the radio after the strip club has closed down and they are off to a dinner for a bite to eat.

8mm - “Stunning”(2006)

I like the play back and forth in what seems to be a steamy moment between a couple infatuated with each other.  *Goes off to smoke a cigarette.*

The Seven Song Itch - Teen Angst Bullshit

I grew up on John Hughes movies, loved them, but he wasn’t saying anything new; high school is a microcosm of the ‘real world’—whatever that is.  Then another filmmaker released “Heathers” (1989) and I realized that social cliques don’t have to be the ‘end-all-be-all’ of my existence.  Winona Ryder played “Veronica” and was part of the school’s strongest clique – ‘The Heathers.’  This movie has a ton of great quotes, but I want to focus on one of her monologues, which states, “Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count!” No, I didn’t want anyone to die in my high school, but the movie was a great commentary on how ridiculous things can get when you are a teenager.  For all practical purposes, if you survive high school, the rest of your life is simpler by comparison, but not any easier.  With bullying and intolerance on the rise (Check out the current movie “Bully”), the problems that plague an average teenager on a daily basis can be a bit daunting.  Sometimes a song can give you perspective in your situation.  There is nothing new, or innovative, about these songs, but they do convey the classic story of how life can suck when you think you have it figured out.  Yeah, there are a lot of Punk Rock Songs that deal with this issue, but I wanted a bit of levity with my angst.  These songs border on EMO, but we’re not going to go there…yet.  Eskimo!

 

P.S. This list is dedicated to the memory of Dick Clark—the world’s oldest Teenager. May his legacy live on in the youth of today!  Playlist for Teen AngstBullshit

1. Wheatus - “Teenage Dirtbag”(2000)

I swear this video is a depiction of my high school experience; it has the teen angst bullshit quality to it.  I have finally realized something about high school—no one has it easy. Even if you are popular there are always parts of you life that are undesirable.  I’d like to think that I was one of those parts that made people feel awkward in high school, because I was a punk before punk was cool.  It didn’t bother me that they didn’t want to hang around with me, because honestly, I didn’t want to hang around with them.  Eventually, curiosity gets the best of everyone and discussions of my blue spiky hair and leather jacket got a dialogue going.  I’m not saying that I became friends with other cliques, but some of the rock music buttons that I was wearing on my jacket were some of the same bands that other people were listening to at the time.  You can find common ground in any situation; you just have to be open to the possibility.

2. Live on Release - "I'm Afraid of Britney Spears" (2001)

This song is from the soundtrack of “Dude, Where’s My Car?” Though I like a good Top-40 song, this one is a great commentary on popular culture.  Mostly, high school is all about fitting in to a particular group, but in reality, it’s so much easier to just be yourself.  It’s really easy to jump on the bandwagon and define yourself by the music you listen to, but you are your own story.  It’s okay to try new things, and never be afraid of liking what you like.  Heck, I like the bands that Live On Release comment about in this song.  To me, music is all-good, but remember not to get caught up in the trends of the day, or to take an artist too seriously. This band is no longer around, but each of the members has moved on and continues to create great music.  One person in particular, Britt Black, went on to play guitar with Bif Naked, and then evolved into her own solo career.

3. Simple Plan - “I'm Just A Kid”(2002)

This is a song from the movie, “The New Kid,” and the music video has some great cameo appearances by the actors from that movie.  The video is an over-the-top dramatization of some unfortunate circumstances a teenager goes though when trying to understand his place in the pecking order of life.  What he doesn’t realize is that a lot of other people feel the same way about their life, and he doesn’t need to suffer alone.  Sometimes you have to just put yourself out there and have faith that you’ll get the girl at the end of the story…sometimes.

4. Fountains Of Wayne - “Stacy's Mom”(2003)

Let your cougars roar! This song has the feel of  “Just What I Needed” by The Cars, and pays homage to the movie, “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”(1982).  Yeah, I was fascinated with an adult female figure (no pun intended) growing up, but it never went anywhere.  I think it’s healthy to look, but not touch, in these situations.  Parents have a hard time (again, no pun intended) discussing sex with their kids and having an outlet to explore your feelings is only natural—just don’t let it become an obsession.  With stories of older instructors (both male and female) embracing their youthful students (both male and female) plaguing the news, I can’t help but think that we’ve all gotten the wrong message about intimacy.  You can be inspired by someone, who is an authority figure, but don’t cross the line, because it can have terrible consequences.

5. Bowling For Soup - “High School Never Ends”(2006)

Oh my Lord, this is true, but you don’t have to let cliques get you down.  A few years ago, I attended my high school reunion and I was fascinated by how I just slipped back into some arbitrary pecking order when I walked into the room.  As the evening went on, I realized that a lot of the people, whom I had grown up with, were more than the clique that they had aligned themselves with back then.  It’s really easy to slip back into old routines, but just because we were one thing back then, does not mean that we are the same person now.  Life gives you a myriad of experiences and it’s up to you to learn from them.  I have moved on, and you can too.

6. The Actual - “This Is The Worst Day Of My Life”(2007)

I love the misery loves company concept here.  Sometimes a situation can seem contradictory in your reaction to angst, but it’s all-good.  I’m not sure if this is a please-feel-sorry-for-me song or a commiseration manifesto.  In any case, you don’t have to be alone in your angst; you can invite a bunch of people over and have a pity party.  Maybe I should just listen to some EMO music and in comparison my life will seem much much better.  Check out an interview that I did with Max from the band back in 2007.  Click here for the interview.

7. Hey Monday - “How You Love Me Now”(2009)

I love the spunky nature of this band.  I saw them a few years ago under the guise of being stealth chaperone for my friend’s daughter—it was her first concert.  I wish that I had a cool uncle to take me to a rock show when I was growing up, but alas, I didn’t.  During the concert, I remembered this song and its commentary on how stupid lust can make us.  Yeah, we’re all horny teenagers, but there are consequences for our actions.  It’s not until later on in life that we discover the difference between lust and love, but then again, some people never realize the concept.  Oh well, there is enough drama to go around.  Besides, I met a few cool single mom’s that were at this concert for the same reason that I was, and it was a great bonding experience.

Bonus Video: Jimmy Eat World - “The Middle” (2001)

I wanted to include this song, because there is hope out there.  “It just takes some time,” to work though everything.  Sometimes it’s hard to gain perspective when you are in the middle of some teen angst bullshit, but remember, this too shall pass and that life is a roller coaster—it has it up’s as well as it’s downs.  Just how cliché am I going to get?